Knows It All

Saturday, June 04, 2005

THINGS I MUST KNOW

WHY CAN'T I COMMENT ON THRUSHER??? WHAT GIVES?

WHY MUST THE FEMALE SEX HAVE TO HAVE WOMANLY TIMES? I HATE IT.

WHY DO I LIVE IN A BLAZING INFERNO?

WHY DO MEN THINK I GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THEIR BORING AND PATHETIC LIVES AND TALK MY DAMN EAR OFF ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT IN THE SHUTTLE?

WHY CAN MY ROOMMATE NOT SHUT A DOOR LIKE A CIVILIZED HUMAN BEING, AND HAVE TO SLAM IT 40 TIMES A NIGHT?

WHY IS "CHIPOTLE" SO DAMN ADDICTING?

1 Comments:

  • At 3:29 PM, Blogger Little Star said…

    I was wondering your first two questions just this morning... Funny you should ask them....

     

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