Wining, Dining, 49ing.
Ha! Even I am amused with the post of this title, but then, I have the sense of humor of a teenage boy sometimes.
So I am off to San Francisco for a week! Headed to Napa for a day with a good friend and her husband, and I plan to drink my fair share of tasty grape! We have dinner plans a few nights and I am so excited. A city! With culture! and weather! I may never come back to this inferno.
Last time I was in SF, my best friend pulled an excellent stunt. I was so impressed. She got a raging hangover, and then she overcaffeinated to a level that most humans would never imagine possible, puked her guts out.. then had a full on panic attack/dehydration/caffeine OD. It was awesome. We had to call an ambulance (and I got to ride shotgun). The paramedics took us for a bunch of crack whores. The hotel staff was not vocally disagreeing. Spent a good part of the day in the hospital. Good times. But SO damn memorable. Happy 30th birthday girl!
Everytime I go to SF, I end up drinking like a fish, and naked puking in hotel rooms. I go bananas. Worse than Vegas. I have no idea why. I love that town. Can't wait to do it again!
49ing.. well. I can either pop in the sports shop and buy some 49er souvenirs or actually look for some gold. If all that fails, I can always substitute with a 69. Ha! Whoa. Don't worry. Hot latin lover fiance is coming too.. so no random tourists! I love all of you who are totally wigging out with the visual.
The later part of the week, I'll be dealing with lovely education on sexual assault. Very upbeat, but it pays for the trip!
Till next week! I gotta set my inner hippie free.
So I am off to San Francisco for a week! Headed to Napa for a day with a good friend and her husband, and I plan to drink my fair share of tasty grape! We have dinner plans a few nights and I am so excited. A city! With culture! and weather! I may never come back to this inferno.
Last time I was in SF, my best friend pulled an excellent stunt. I was so impressed. She got a raging hangover, and then she overcaffeinated to a level that most humans would never imagine possible, puked her guts out.. then had a full on panic attack/dehydration/caffeine OD. It was awesome. We had to call an ambulance (and I got to ride shotgun). The paramedics took us for a bunch of crack whores. The hotel staff was not vocally disagreeing. Spent a good part of the day in the hospital. Good times. But SO damn memorable. Happy 30th birthday girl!
Everytime I go to SF, I end up drinking like a fish, and naked puking in hotel rooms. I go bananas. Worse than Vegas. I have no idea why. I love that town. Can't wait to do it again!
49ing.. well. I can either pop in the sports shop and buy some 49er souvenirs or actually look for some gold. If all that fails, I can always substitute with a 69. Ha! Whoa. Don't worry. Hot latin lover fiance is coming too.. so no random tourists! I love all of you who are totally wigging out with the visual.
The later part of the week, I'll be dealing with lovely education on sexual assault. Very upbeat, but it pays for the trip!
Till next week! I gotta set my inner hippie free.
posted by Knows It All @ 6:40 PM
5 Comments:
At 7:58 PM,
Little Star said…
Gross, Sick O'
Totally lost my appetite for ice cream damn it!
At 7:03 AM,
Knows It All said…
To me, this is the funniest thing I have ever blogged. I am practically crying from laughing so hard. Crazy Porno Teenage sex acts and me parted ways a million years ago... but I still think talking about them are fun!
There's an officer I work with who's badge # is 69... and I always try to joke about that, and he looks at me quizzically, like he has no clue about what is so damn funny. God, I love being juvenile.
At 7:16 AM,
Rocky said…
My favorite saying to D is, "How 'bout a 68 and I owe you one?!?" Blackstreet CD. Ha!
At 11:49 AM,
ShooShoo said…
I was so excited to finally get to see what you look like after reading your blog all this time (Oh, and BTW: You look like you're in *perfect* shape to me, if your face is any indication!). Now if we run into eachother while you're in my area, we may actually recognize each other! I'm joking, because you'll be 45 min+ away from me, and besides, running into someone you know in this area is almost as unlikely as running into someone you know while visiting NYC. Have a fun visit! :)
At 1:31 PM,
Knows It All said…
Ha. Thanks though. I will have fun. It's my favorite place. NMy face looks kind of thin in that picture, so no mystery why I chose it! :)
THANKS though! Have a great long weekend to all of you!
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