Carefree, Arizona

Ahhh! It's kind of hard to hate Arizona when you are pampered at this place. THE BOULDERS RESORT Lounging by the pool, icy slushy brightly-colored drinks and snacks being delivered. Polite and helpful staff. What more could you ask for?

Ok, maybe that the "snobsdale" fat rich bitches would dry up somewhere else, but what can you do? (seriously, all that bleach for your hair and orange skin and wearing all that jewelry into the pool...you look like a freaking clown!)

El G treated me to a night at this place. Amazing. The casita was so cute and I took a long soak in the biggest tub ever with a truckload of bubbles. Went to yummy dinner, drank just enough wine (meaning, I didn't get bawled out for freakin' anyone or end up naked puking). The resort has beautiful "flora and fauna" which I think means nature. ;) Little bunnies chilled on the patio. I raided the minibar for chocolate late night. Good stuff.

I'm refreshed! One day of work and then we get Tuesday off. Yippee. I hate the Fourth of July though, so I gotta figure out how to avoid all things patriotic and fireworks-centered. Open to suggestions!