Today officially blew.

Overslept.

Had to "clean" up before the housecleaner arrived. (WTF?) I hate chores!! Is this not what we pay her for? Hanging clothes up and me.... not happening.

Found out secretary is secretely gathering info about me to sabotage me and get me fired. Is it wrong to fantasize about her untimely death?

Some idiot bill collector calls me about some dumb bill that I PAID!!! Wasted about 20 minutes of my miserable day explaining to her! Ugh.

Ate a scone. Bad. Bad.

HAd to attend yet another futile meeting. THROUGH LUNCH!

Had to meet with a victim's family and give very depressing and sad news.

El G called and bawled my ass out for my money spending. Duh. Why on earth did I agree to let him have access to my bank accounts? I'm such an idiot.

Detective tells me everyone hates me. And it's true.

About to roll out early, when two people whom I cannot choose to igonre arrive and want to have a sit down and rake me over for two f'ing hours. Didn't get out of work till 6!

Said no to Happy Hour cuz my lazy ass skipped the gym two days in a row already!


I hate today and I quit.