I'm such a good boss!

Spending a lot of time at the pool lately has given me a bit of a tan. I'm using a pretty strong sunscreen, like 15 or so, so it's been coming on slow. But I am not pleased with my tan lines... so trailer. So I bought this moisturizing lotion that has a little self-tanner in it and I am using it on my tan lined areas. If any of you have indulged in self-tanner, you know that it smells a little weird. Kind of like tanning oil, kind of like oven-cleaner. Not sexy. Actually, I think I smell like cookies with oven-cleaner frosting. I make my female staff employees smell me to tell me if I stink. They all claim they can't smell me. F'ing liars. (and I only make them smell me in un-offensive places, not my bikini-tan-lined areas!) But I was running next to a girl today, and I think she could smell me. Maybe I'm paranoid cuz I was talking about being smelly at the gym yesterday, but I felt like she kept sniffling and looking at me weird. I felt really bad being a smelly weirdo at the gym. Is my vanity over tan lines really worth being a smelly weirdo? I'm not sure which is worse. I guess the smelly thing.

Anwyay, I know I smell cuz El G tells me. HE says the sheets smell funky after I get out of bed. (only when I have this stuff on, not in general!) Today I text messaged him: I'm smelly with fake tanner. He responded: take a shower gross.
He's so good. He tells it to me straight. Gotta love that.