Experience has made me rich...
Damn, a girls feet hurt after a Madonna night! Those cheap-ass yellow pumps kicked my ass. My wrists are tore up from passing out with all my jelly bracelets on, and my face is scratched up from rubbing my face (while I was dancing in my sleep with my lace gloves on...."time goes by.... so slowly...." with my hands rolling) I have to say leggins and my off-one-shoulder dance top and the stretchy skirt were actually pretty damn comfortable though. I may never go back to normal clothes, I just may wear Madonna gear for life. I'm that big of a fan (again!)
OK, so it was at the Glendale Arena. (cow pastures in the middle of BFE). I actually patronized an abandoned outhouse on the walk in from the parking lot cuz it was f*cking far and I was full of my canned elixir. SOFIA Several of those sweet babies readied me for the big night, but I was about to burst... I really can't believe i went in that thing. Oh well, the pumps were so high, hovering was easy as pie!
My fave thing about the original BOY TOY is that she loves the F-Bomb! And i love her for it. Makes me so f8cking happy when she says it. I'm not even going to attempt a detailed description of the show itself. She rocks, her body kicks ass, I think she's f8cking beautiful, I was in awe to be in the same arena as her, and she can dance her itty-bitty rock-hard ass off. It was good entertainment and I am such a cheeseball fan of all of her gimicky politics and twisted feminism. But whatever. LOVE HER. LOVE HER.
Taxi ride home from that BFE arena was like $80! Retarded. And the tools that they have working the concession stands are bonafide mentally-challenged. It was horrible to try and get a drink. And that stupid b*itch who tried to fight Tiff, well, screw her. Fea! Glendale-originating ugly bitch. Tiff should have worked that hand-rolling move right into that idiot's face. But enough of the negatives.
It was awesome and I'd spend even more to do it again. Wish you all could have been there. Especially those of you who have tolerated my Madonna worshipping for so long! XOXO
OK, so it was at the Glendale Arena. (cow pastures in the middle of BFE). I actually patronized an abandoned outhouse on the walk in from the parking lot cuz it was f*cking far and I was full of my canned elixir. SOFIA Several of those sweet babies readied me for the big night, but I was about to burst... I really can't believe i went in that thing. Oh well, the pumps were so high, hovering was easy as pie!
My fave thing about the original BOY TOY is that she loves the F-Bomb! And i love her for it. Makes me so f8cking happy when she says it. I'm not even going to attempt a detailed description of the show itself. She rocks, her body kicks ass, I think she's f8cking beautiful, I was in awe to be in the same arena as her, and she can dance her itty-bitty rock-hard ass off. It was good entertainment and I am such a cheeseball fan of all of her gimicky politics and twisted feminism. But whatever. LOVE HER. LOVE HER.
Taxi ride home from that BFE arena was like $80! Retarded. And the tools that they have working the concession stands are bonafide mentally-challenged. It was horrible to try and get a drink. And that stupid b*itch who tried to fight Tiff, well, screw her. Fea! Glendale-originating ugly bitch. Tiff should have worked that hand-rolling move right into that idiot's face. But enough of the negatives.
It was awesome and I'd spend even more to do it again. Wish you all could have been there. Especially those of you who have tolerated my Madonna worshipping for so long! XOXO
posted by Knows It All @ 8:59 AM
2 Comments:
At 4:17 PM,
Little Star said…
Sooo sad i missed it... It sounds like it was worth every penny!!!!
At 1:13 PM,
McRebeck said…
I was laying over in Vegas last week when Madonna was there!! I WISH I could have seen her in concert though. I only got to see all her fans leaving the hotel at one time! in droves, like there was buy 1 get 9 free sale at the MGM Grand!
Sounds like you had a killer time!
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