I wish I didn't have to honor this promise!

My god! THE FUNNIEST thing in the f'ing world happened today. I witnessed it and lost my shit. Crying. I can't even think about it without cracking up. But the person who it happened to is horrified. HORRIFIED. Made me swear up and down not to tell. On my life. On everything. So, all I can do is tell you that something happened that will make me smile for a year! I wish there were another witness. If ever I make a movie, this is going to be in it. Without a doubt.

If you guess, I may wink at ya.