Do you ever have a million things you want to write about?

And then, are just too tired to sit and do it?

I do. Like after a day of fighting with your staff, and working out, and helping El Guapo pack for his Vegas trip...I just want to take a shower and watch the Amazing Race.


But he'll be gone for 3 days. And I'll have the house to myself, when I'm not off getting drunk, and I'll write about morality and lottery winnings, and genitalia, (Because MAHD has me thinking) and SEX and my thoughts after KINSEY the movie, and Pink Martini and my addiction, and my travel dilemmas! And the housecleaner that I now employ! Oh yeah, there are things you all need to hear about. Coming at ya in two days!

In the interim, should you be bored and looking for some things to read about or distract your self with

The VAGINA Diaologues

I have been waiting for someone to write about this.