So let your Soul Glow!

I just came from the tanning salon. Oh. My. God. If you have seen "Something About Mary" you may recall Magda. Well, holy shit, I just saw her kin. This lady with carrot colored hair, is standing there at the counter in a yellow stretchy body suit, that is terry-cloth and is shorts and not long pants, and she was nuclear orange. SHe looked at me, and the whites of her eyes scared me against that skin. It should be criminal to allow a person to cook to that level. She made me want to walk right out. But, I need a little Soul Glo for the wedding. I live in Arizona for god's sake and I am pastier than I ever was as an Oregonian. No worries, I'm a cantaloupe color now....not a pumpkin.