A few not so bad things about a sick day
1) Eating McDonald's Two Cheesegurger meal guilt-free since it's the only caloric intake in two days! McDonald's rules. I rarely eat it. But it feels like comfort food to me.
2) Hours and hours of Changing Rooms, Ellen, Oprah, and What Not To Wear.
3) Getting paid for not being at work (legitimately!)
4) No whiny employees moaning and groaning about bullsh*t.
5) Naps. So underappreciated in daily life.
6) Wearing my tired-ass J-Lo velour jumpsuit to the mall to pick up J's ring.
2) Hours and hours of Changing Rooms, Ellen, Oprah, and What Not To Wear.
3) Getting paid for not being at work (legitimately!)
4) No whiny employees moaning and groaning about bullsh*t.
5) Naps. So underappreciated in daily life.
6) Wearing my tired-ass J-Lo velour jumpsuit to the mall to pick up J's ring.
posted by Knows It All @ 1:46 PM
4 Comments:
At 9:53 AM,
Knows It All said…
Ok, so McDonald's is never a good idea. Ever. Seemed like it at the time, clearly set me back.
At 5:03 PM,
Mahd said…
Yeah, McDonalds is only allowed to make you sick- never better.
At 9:51 AM,
Anonymous said…
i always go for McDonald's thinking it sounds familiar and therefore good. later, i realize that the only familiar is the sinking pit like feeling in my stomach from way too much grease and way too little substance. damn our selective rememberence!
At 5:19 PM,
jsm said…
their meat looks like whipped gristle.
your blog, however, looks much more appealing!
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