Issue List of the Day

Issue #1:
People who work for me still talking smack, including why I don't know what I am doing.
My answer: well, you are sour grapes with a bad weave.

Issue #2:
Cheap ass of a brother. Who brags that he will never make less than $200 K a year, spending all of $4 while he was here in my house for 2.5 days. And we ate out 3 times, guess which little sucka paid....every time. Even the tip. Yep, this one. Nevermind that I am planning a wedding.

My answer: Move and don't send forwarding address to any relatives. I should have guessed from the same man who used to mark all of "his " groceries with permanent marker and who once got evicted for not bringing dessert to Thanksgiving dinner. Some things never change.

Issue #3:
Allergies are so bad I am hacking up a lung-- again for the third mother fucking time this year.

My answer: Beer. I would work out, but I'm kind of not feeling it when I am a hacking mess. Beer is the best alternative.

Issue #4:
Kind of hating my job.

My answer:
Countdown to one year begins now... 4 months left to the one year mark and I won't feel so bad taking the fast bus out of the res...