Great Miami Quotes
"Your kids ain't never going to go hungry, they'll be wanting to breast feed till they are 18." Random dude to me and LaidBack, while staring at our cleavage, which was on full display. Seriously, I could not have had them out more....total trailer.
"Umm, the table is on fire!" Me to the weirdo waiter at the restuarant where Laidback lit the table and herself on fire trying to light a cigarette. He had to pour a glass of water on her.
"Switch" Exceptionally butch lesbian who wanted DC out of the way so she could watch Indiana dance. Followed up with "That's so hot."
"That's a girl?" Indiana, when she realized that the spiky-haired four-footer in jeans, button down, and tennis shoes was not a man. See last quote.
"Why do people do this? This is so not fun." Me, crouched over the toilet, in tears puking my guts out.
"Everyone, stop looking at my boobs!" Me, as I stumble down the street with my breasts tumbling out of a too small bra.
"Let us in, you will not regret it." DC to the bouncer at Clevelands. (I think.)
"I'm just trying to catch my breath" DC as she pukes on herself from the ground on the dance floor at Cleveland's.
"You're so going to get a mother fucking talking to tomorrow" DC to her husband on the phone, for him going out while she is out.
"What is wrong with you? I felt the wind of that!" Indiana to DC, after DC passed gas on the beach lounger that she was sharing with Indiana.
"Umm, the table is on fire!" Me to the weirdo waiter at the restuarant where Laidback lit the table and herself on fire trying to light a cigarette. He had to pour a glass of water on her.
"Switch" Exceptionally butch lesbian who wanted DC out of the way so she could watch Indiana dance. Followed up with "That's so hot."
"That's a girl?" Indiana, when she realized that the spiky-haired four-footer in jeans, button down, and tennis shoes was not a man. See last quote.
"Why do people do this? This is so not fun." Me, crouched over the toilet, in tears puking my guts out.
"Everyone, stop looking at my boobs!" Me, as I stumble down the street with my breasts tumbling out of a too small bra.
"Let us in, you will not regret it." DC to the bouncer at Clevelands. (I think.)
"I'm just trying to catch my breath" DC as she pukes on herself from the ground on the dance floor at Cleveland's.
"You're so going to get a mother fucking talking to tomorrow" DC to her husband on the phone, for him going out while she is out.
"What is wrong with you? I felt the wind of that!" Indiana to DC, after DC passed gas on the beach lounger that she was sharing with Indiana.
posted by Knows It All @ 6:55 PM
2 Comments:
At 9:51 PM,
Little Star said…
It wasn't obvious to me from your choice of quotes, but I can only assume you still had a good time...
One of those, "it was the best of times and the worst of times"???
I love it!
At 7:37 AM,
Rocky said…
You girls are too much! Sounds like no one had to call 9-1-1.
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